Camping Tips...by Old McJunk

Camping Tip #1....know where you are camping.
One time, a long time ago, Old McJunk went camping. It was late at night and we were desperate to set up our tent and hit the sack. So, we saw a small road that led us behind some buildings and through some trees. After a few hundred yards, the narrow road opened up into a nice clearing. Being a dark night, we were unable to see very far into the field.
So, we parked our truck and pitched our tent. Sweet dreams we thought to each other.
The next morning we heard small objects hitting the ground. The objects were not landing too closely to us, but close enough to take notice of them.
After lying awake for a few moments in the tent, Old McJunk arose and stepped outside of the tent to do what people do in the morning. To our surprise, Old McJunk saw that we had an audience a few hundred yards away. Why was there an audience, you may ask?
There was an audience because Old McJunk decided to pitch camp in a golf driving-range. Old McJunk realized that we and our tent were probably the target of a handful of golfers teeing off.
After waving, smirking, and grabbing a few golf balls, Old McJunk packed our tent and drove off.
Although everything turned out alright this time for Old McJunk, things could have been much worse...imagine if any of the golfers were decent golfers...
Camping Tip #1....know where you are camping.....or else you might be struck in the head by a golf ball in your sleep.